Right About Now, Dick Cheney Is Wishing He Were A Movie Star

March 23, 2013


Oh, to be exposed and judged. And then to say you don’t care! And then, to have to face down your own mortality with this movie being the last word? That’s got to smart.

The World According To Dick Cheney,” a Showtime movie. Although I think I already know Dick’s world, having Cheney as a tour guide sounds both horrible and interesting.

Anyway, it’s buzzing everywhere that Dick Cheney really and truly (in case you thought you were hallucinating for eight years) is an asshole. BIG confirm on that.

(Ironically, this makes Dick Cheney a movie star – or a movie’s star. Where’s the love, people? It really is like the 5 stages of grief.)