Deep down, you always knew it: as you bit into that crisp, juicy apple, or that fuzzy, succulent peach – each with an “organic” sticker that took some skin off as you tried to remove it – you were going to live forever!
God-like in your ingestion of 5 servings a day of fruits and vegetables! Pesticide free, as you wielded your thunder bolts! Now, a study to prove it all! Organic food makes you immortal!
That paragon of good thinking, The Reason Foundation, has done a study that finds… wait!
Must be a typo… they say organic food makes you immoral, not immortal. Evil, wrong headed, anti-social, and someone to be avoided? Organic food rots your inner fiber, even as it improves the soil?
Well, that’s just as ridiculous as the immortality claim.
A pox on you, Reason Foundation!