Paris Hilton is shocked she got 45 days in jail for violating her probation… 3 times. The LA Times reported Saturday that she sobbed, “I don’t know what happened,” when she was sentenced. The thing is, after she was cited for drunk driving, they asked her not to drive. And she drove. And was caught. Three times. She was late for her hearing, too. Dumb ass. Her lawyer raved about how Ms. Hilton has been singled out for punishment. Yeah, the city DA usually singles people out who violate the law repeatedly.
I’m reminded of a story a while back when dainty Paris peed in the back of a taxi. She just really had to pee! What’s a rich drunk to do? She peed, paid the fare and pretended it never happened. But the cab driver reminded her, when he called the next day, that her pee, of course, contained her DNA. He had sopped it up with a towel. And he had saved it. So she’d better pay to have his taxi cleaned.