Paris Hilton: The World Is My Toilet

paris.jpgParis Hilton is shocked she got 45 days in jail for violating her probation… 3 times. The LA Times reported Saturday that she sobbed, “I don’t know what happened,” when she was sentenced. The thing is, after she was cited for drunk driving, they asked her not to drive. And she drove. And was caught. Three times. She was late for her hearing, too. Dumb ass. Her lawyer raved about how Ms. Hilton has been singled out for punishment. Yeah, the city DA usually singles people out who violate the law repeatedly.

I’m reminded of a story a while back when dainty Paris peed in the back of a taxi. She just really had to pee! What’s a rich drunk to do? She peed, paid the fare and pretended it never happened. But the cab driver reminded her, when he called the next day, that her pee, of course, contained her DNA. He had sopped it up with a towel. And he had saved it. So she’d better pay to have his taxi cleaned.

So much for the “I don’t know what you’re talking about” defense. It didn’t work in front of the judge, either.
If you want to see the court papers, click here, and here.

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2 Responses to Paris Hilton: The World Is My Toilet

  1. Ansam says:

    Now lets take a moment and imagine how she will style up the orange jumpsuit!

    Shouldnt she wear it out for community service! That way she can make a new reality show called: “A simple crime”… its just an idea! What do I know!!

    Whatever we say or comment… we will never know what may come out of this!
    She may make a movie, book, a cd, jail perfume, chain accessories, or whatever and become even richer 😛

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